Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
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