No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
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