Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
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So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
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sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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