I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
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Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
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Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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