"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
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im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
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"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
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