What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
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She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
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yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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