break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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