Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
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you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
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I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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