U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
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we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
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Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
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