So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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