playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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