I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
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It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
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I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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