are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
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how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
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So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
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