i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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