i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
She tied me up with her honor cords...
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Naked Twister starts at high noon
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
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