This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
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Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
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Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
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