Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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