just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
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Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
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He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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