I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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