And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
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Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
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We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
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