Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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