Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
then he tried to convert me to islam
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
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