I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
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