If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
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I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
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But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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