The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
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His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
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he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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