I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
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