lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
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I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
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Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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