I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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