I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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