who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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