I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
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I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
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How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
How does one acquire holy water?
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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