I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
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