its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
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