P.S. I can't hear my feet
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
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