let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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