Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
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i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
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Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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