HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
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I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
being pregnant is like rehab
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
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only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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