Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
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For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
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Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.