Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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