so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
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Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
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He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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