Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
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