I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
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My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
The upside of Thirsty Thursdaying with the client last night was that he was so hungover that he didn't want to spend time wrangling over the contract extension this morning.
Boss just said I'm getting a bonus for this. Want to celebrate our anniversary a week early tonight?
This is why I married you.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
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Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
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