If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
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I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
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I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
Panties = found
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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