If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
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