STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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