remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
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It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
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Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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