I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
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I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
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Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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