i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
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yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
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I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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