i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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