He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
Randomize