I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
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Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
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I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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