I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
Randomize
