it hurts more in the daytime
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I am one with the molecules
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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