By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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