dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
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you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
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I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
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